June 2011
1 post
August 2010
1 post
April 2010
1 post
EYE'EM AWARDS
I just entered the EYE’EM photo award contest. Click HERE to view my submissions.
Here is more info about the contest from their site:
The EYE’EM AWARD is an international competition dedicated to the rise of mobile phone photography as a new artform. It is our mission to create a unique showcase of the scene’s most admired shots and present them to a wider audience… All...
December 2009
1 post
July 2009
4 posts
Dear Flying Dragon,
this is another old blog post about the chinese delivery man in my neighborhood.
Hi. I order from you a lot. I mean like A-FUCKING-LOT! I’m pretty sure the FDA has some sort warning about the amount of fried wantons and chicken wings I consume a month. My wife and I are never rude to your delivery man. The food is usually delicious and delivered in a timely manor. We are usually good tippers,...
Old Rant About Subway Rides
this is an old rant from a previous blog i had:
so my wife and i ride the subway everyday. it’s hard enough just getting on the fucking train, but once we’re on we have to deal with the constant elbow poking, nudging, bumping, and fighting that comes with the territory. oh, and let’s not forget the occasional “mysterious odor” that wafts throughout the subway car – the kind that makes you throw...
Efficient Wiping For Men
over the years i think i may have perfected the best way to wipe my ass. i will now pass this knowledge on to you.
now, the key is to keep your cheeks spread during the wipe. standing is too awkward; you’d have to keep one hand pressed against one cheek to spread it or find some way to prop up your leg “captain morgan” style. both of these methods can be very uncomfortable in a...
Harry Potter Books?
saw “harry potter and the half blood prince” last night. i thought it was great. some people in the theater felt otherwise:
GUY: this movie was wack. how they gonna end that shit like that?
ME: well there is another book left, so the series isn’t over. they’re actually splitting the last book into two movies.
GUY: they make harry potter books?
ME:
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November 2008
3 posts
cheerios
does anyone else notice how cheerios smells just like urine, or is it just me?
long balls
my left ball hangs lower than my right one. i mean it’s not like “cisco adler” low. but it’s still pretty low. should i get this checked out?
gastrointestinal issues
lately my farts have been smelling like potato chips. i haven’t eaten any in a while. i wonder why that is?