Efficient Wiping For Men
over the years i think i may have perfected the best way to wipe my ass. i will now pass this knowledge on to you.
now, the key is to keep your cheeks spread during the wipe. standing is too awkward; you’d have to keep one hand pressed against one cheek to spread it or find some way to prop up your leg “captain morgan” style. both of these methods can be very uncomfortable in a public restroom stall. the best way to accomplish this is to remain seated. for women it’s easy. but for men, this poses a rather awkward scenario considering the extra equipment we have. here is the solution:
STEP 1: reach for the toilet paper dispenser and pull down a piece that is approximately 12-15 inches in length.
STEP 2: fold the piece in half and then in half again. this creates a better protective barrier to shield your genitals from any unwanted diseases that may be lurking about.
STEP 3: slide up towards the front of the bowl while gently placing your genitalia on the protective sheild of t.p.
STEP 4: now that everything is in position, you are free to wipe. keep in mind some toilets are naturally at high tide so make sure your hand doesn’t go to low into the bowl or you may end up with an even bigger mess on your hands.
ENJOY
